I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.

There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.

There is no "I" in "Team", but there are four in "Platitude-Quoting Idiot".

Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.