Things you'll never hear a woman say!!!

1. What do you mean today's our anniversary?

2. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

3. This diamond is way to big!

4. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'

5. Honey, does this outfit make my rear look too small?

6. Don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

7. I don't care if they are on sale, $200.00 is way to much for a pair of shoes.

8. Hey, pull my finger!

A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Smith is 63 years old, she has five grown children and eight grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"