At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 10...success is...cooking your own meal.

At age 12...success is...having friends.

At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 21...success is...having sex.

At age 35...success is...having money.

At age 50...success is...having money.

At age 60...success is...having sex.

At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 75...success is...having friends.

At age 80...success is...cooking your own meal.

At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.