1. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

2. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

3. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?

4. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

5. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

6. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

7. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

8. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

9. The Terminator is your governor.

10. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.