@ PRISON: You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK: You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle

@ PRISON: You get three meals a day, fully paid for
@ WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON: For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK: For good behavior, you get more work

@ PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK: You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON: You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON: You get your own toilet
@ WORK: You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK: You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK: You pay all your own expenses to go to work and then taxes are deducted from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK: They're called 'managers'